“John Oliver Mocked – Who Else? – President Donald Trump in the Opening Segment of Sunday’s Last Week tonight, Special Criticizing His Plan to Place at Least 10 PerCent Tariffs on Good From Eve Overy. of Trump Saying, “This Will Be Indeed The Golden Age”, – WRITE: www.hollywoodReporter.com
Oliver Showed A Video Clip of Trump Saying, “This Will Be Indeed the Golden Age of America. It’s Coming Back.”
Oliver’s Response: “If You Mean ‘Golden Age,’ The Way We Tend to Describe The Last Decade Before An Old Person Dies, Then Yes, It Feels Like Were.
The HBO HOST THEN WENT ON TO SHOW VIDEO OF TRUMP HOLDING UP A SMALL CHART as His Visual Aid (who Saturday Night Live Over the weekend). Trump Noted The Small Size of the Chart, Saying He Had A Bigger One to Bring But The Wind Made It Challenge and It “Had No Chance of Standing.”
Mused Oliver: “That is Smart, and It Shows they Really Thought of Everything Might GO WRONG WHILE ANNOUNCING THEIR PLAN Cheked with Experts on this, the White House Does have an ‘Inside Part.’ ‘
Oliver Went On Note that there have some criminal of the chart and How the adminstraration arrived at some of it Data.
“Unfortunately, that chart is ridicless for a Number of Reasons,“ He Said. “For One Thing, It Features An Estimate of Tariffs Charged to The Usa by Other Countries That No One Could Figure Out Unil A Financial Journalist Realized It Was Much We Import from Them, Divides By Howch We Import, Who’s Is Justtingly Dumbly Because Those Things Have noting to do with Tariffs. Your Home by Dividing Your Phone Number by Your Dog’s Age, or Taking Your Temperature by Measuring Your Head’s Distance to the Sun.
Hew on to note that white House released a “more complicated -looking equation they said they are ‘ Were Variables Set at 4 and 1/4, SO CANCELED EACH Other Out, Meaning It’s The SAME STUPID EQUATION EVERYONE SAID IT WAS IN THE FIRST PLACE. ”
But The Whole Tariffs Plan “Gets Even Dumber,” Oliver Said, Noting That Among The Countries Facing Tariffs Are The Heard and McDonald Islands Population But No Humans.
Said Oliver “OH My God. Imagine Going Back to 2015 and Telling Your Younger Self, ‘President Trump Will Enter A Trade War with A Remote Island of PENGUINS.’ You’d have a lot of undersstandable quests like, ‘What are you talking about?’ ‘
Meanwhile, After Trump AnnounCed The Tariffs, The Stock Market Took A Dive. HE PLAYED AUDIO OF A RESTRATION HARDWARE EARNINGS CALL, IN Wich Chairman and CEO Gary Friedman Was Learning of What Wat Was HapPening to His Own Company’s Stock Price in Real Time.
“What’s Our Stock Now?” Friedman Said Durying the Call. “I MEAN, I GUESS, YOU KNOW, The Stock Went Down, You Know, Based On Some of the Numbers We Reported, And Ten It Got Kildause of, UH, UM, OH REALLY? OH SHIT. OK.
Joked Oliver: “Yeah, that Sums It Up Pretty Well. In Fact, I’m Not Sure’s A Better Encapsulation of What It Feels Like To Live Through The.
Later in the Show, Oliver Acknowledged Another HBO Show, The White Lotus, WHICH AIID ITS SEASON FINALE EARLIER SUNDAY, by JOKING THAT HBO is the “Incest Network,” Referring to One of the Show’s Biggest Story Game of Thrones an House of the Dragon).