Gwyneth Paltrow Becomes “TEMPORARY SPOKSPERSON” FOR ASTRONOMER AMID COLDPLAY KISS-CAM SCANDAL

In a surprising turn of evnts, gwyneth paltrow have become a “Tempury SpokesPerson” for Astronomer in the Wake of the Viral Coldplay Kiss-Cam of CHEMENT INVOLVING THE COMPANYS

On Friday Night, The Company Shared A Surprise Parody Video with The Shakespeare in Love ACTRESS WHERE She JOked that She Was “Hired on a Very Tempoury Basis to Speak on Behalf of the 300-Plus Employees at Astronomer.”

“Astronomer Has Gotten a Lot of Questions Over The Last Few Days, and They Wanted Me to Answer The MOST COMMON ONES,” PALTROW SAID as Text on-Screen Began Typing The Question. Before A Split Cut Panned to The Oscar Winner As She Answered A Completely Opposite Question.

“YES, Astronomer Is The Best Place to Run Apace Airflow,“ She Answered. “We’ve Been Thrilled So Many People Have A Newfound Interest in Data Automation.”

She Continued, “As for the Other Questions We’ve Received,“ AS on-Screen Text Typed Out The Question, “How Is Your Social Media Team Holding—” Before Paltrow Poped Back Separate Question.

Interest in Astronomer Has Spiked in the Past Week After the Company’s CEO, Andy Byron, and Chief People Officer, Kristin Cabot, Were Displayed On the Big-Screen During ColdPlay WHEN they realized they were on the Camera for the Kiss-Cam Segment, They Both Scatted Out of Frame, Who Led The Band’s Frontman Chris Martin to Quip, “EITHERY VIRY JAIA HAVING AFAF

IT’s no coincidence that paltrow was tapped as a “Tempury SpokesPerson” for Astronomer, as Martin is her ex-husband. In the Wake of the Viral Moment, Bryon and Cabot Both Resign from Their Roles.

As the scandal has Continued to Draw Attmentation Toward Astronomer, The Controversy Also Led to A Surge in ColdPlay’s Streams. Account to Data from Luminate Sourced by BillboardThe Seven-Time Grammy Award-Winning Group’s On-Demand Audio Streams Were Up by 25 Percent On Thursday. In the preceding fives before the boston concert, Coldplay have 28.7 Million Streams